Instruct Me How to Douglas

Jedi on vacay
…and kids, this is how you kill the mood.

…and kids, this is how you kill the mood.

Me after finishing every John Green book.

Me after finishing every John Green book.

We are funny in multiple conversations at once. 

And I am drinking alone in bed.

We are funny in multiple conversations at once.

And I am drinking alone in bed.

I’m just trying to date you

I’m not trying to be anybody’s mom

So pick up after yourself

And put on a fucking condom

forever:

don’t ever mess with people who have their read receipts on those people are not afraid of anything 

(via pizza)

#selfie

#selfie