everyday i ask the lord.
why didn’t you bless with me a big ass stripper booty?
then he said.
because you wasn’t gone act right. hell you don’t even act right with the ass you got now.
& then i’m like.
well you gotta use what you got to get what you want.
& he was like, tru.
(Source: popitfadatnigga, via lollerskates44)
(Source: coldaroundme, via fuckyoutenorclef)
You must give the dragon a name.
(Source: debatchery, via colinmorgod)
Life…uh…finds a way.
(via han-rawr)
scientists have figured out how to bring back dinosaurs
someone is building an exact recreation of the titanic
2013 is not gonna go well
DINOSAURS ON THE TITANIC
I understood that reference
(via han-rawr)
(Source: beyonce)
(via ecaclancy)
we’re gonna be weird adults
(Source: nosdrinker, via colinmorgod)
On my way to steal your girl
